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Technologically
sophisticated humanoid race from the planet Ferenginar, that was
long a
complete mystery to the
Federation, prior to first contact at planet Delphi Ardu in 2364.
By the 24th century, the
Ferengi were an interstellar culture. It took the Ferengi 10,000 years
from the time they first
started using currency to establish the Ferengi Alliance. The Ferengi
extended their culture on
an interstellar scale by buying warpdrive technology, Source is unknown.
Ferengi are short, have sharp
teeth, an addicted craving for gold-pressed latinum, and they have
enormous lobes. When
a Ferengi displays exceptionally keen business skills, it is said that
"He has the lobes", When
a Ferengi doesn't show enough skills for business, it is said that "He
doesn't have the lobes for
it". This is considered to be a sexist remark, since Ferengi females
generally have smaller ears
than the males. Ferengi sexual forplay known as Oo-mox, involving
a gentle massaging of the
ears, considered one of their most erogenous zones. Lwaxana Troi
was very skilled at the
art of Oo-mox. Archaeolist and entrepreneur Vash gave Quark
Oo-mox at
DS9 in 2369,"when negotiating
what percentage Quark would recieve from the auction of the relics
she brought back from
the Gamma quadrant". Quark
claimed he was not distracted by the
treatment.
Ferengi have a welcoming
ceremony, a traditional exchange spoken when a guest enters a
ferengi homeworld. The exchange
goes as follows. Host:'Welcome to our home, Place
your imprint
on
the legal waivers and deposit your admission fee in the box by the door.
Remember, my house
is
my house." Guest:"As are its contents.".
The traditional Ferengi death ritual, just as odd,
goes as follows. Autopsy
is strictly prohibited. To honor the dead, the deceased's body is cut into
small peaces that are sealed
into disk-shaped souvenir containers, then sold. These disks become
valuable collector's items
if the dead Ferengi is a personage of note. A Ferengi Certificate of
Dismemberment accompanies
the souvenir, attesting to the identity of the remains.
Ferengi believe that those
who have earned a profit during their mortal lives can enter the Divine
Treasure after death.
There under the guidance of the Blessed Exchequer, the Celestal
Auctioneers allow them to
bid on new lives. Those who have not earned profit are thought to be
doomed to the Vault of
Eternal Destitution.
Ferengi
possenging a strict code of honor, philosophy ruthlessly embraces the principles
of
capatalism.
Ferengi culture finds the concept of organized labor to be abhorrent, since
such
things
can interfere with the exploitation of workers. Similarly Ferengi labor
contracts never
provide
for sick leave, vacations, or paid overtime for employees as stated by
the rules of
Aquisition.
Ferengi Concider the cancity of a contract to be a cornerstone of their
civilization.
Breaking
a contract is unthinkable, and will generally result in the offender
having his business
license
revoked and all of his assets seized, and him becoming a pariah in ferengi
society.
Ferengi live by a series
of set codes, ethical guidelines governing behavior of Ferengi citizens,
some codes are, Ferengi
Rules of Acquisition, Ferengi Salvage code, and Ferengi Trade
By
-Laws. The
salvage code states that "Anything found abandoned
is open to claim by those who
find
it". The Trade by-Laws is a law pertaining
to Ferengi business practice, which is devided in
different
sections and paragraphs.Ferengi By-Laws section 105, subparagraph 10, for
instance,
states
that "Upon reaching adulthood, Ferengi
males must purchase an apprenticeship from a
suitable
role model". Subsection
1027, paragraph 3 for that matter, pertaines to the improper
supervision
of a family member. Quark was charged with violating of that article when
his mother
was
accused by the Ferengi Commerce Authoroty of earning prophit.
The
Ferengi are sexist in the extreme, and do not allow their females the honor
of clothing.
In
addition, Ferengi females are kept house-bound, uneducated, and wholly
dependent on their
male
counterparts. It is illegal for their females to earn prophit, or to quote
from the rules of
aquisition.
They are also forbidden to travel or talk to strangers. Ferengi tradtion
requires the
females
to prepare and serve meals, and to soften the food for the males by chewing
it for them.
Interestingly,
Ferengi males often find human females very attractive. Ferengi consider
pregnancy
to
be a rental, with the father being termed as the lessee. When a young Ferengi
reaches
adulthood
and prepares to leave home, he traditionally raises
capital
by auctioning his boyhood
treasures.
Betazeds
are incapable of empathically reading Ferengi minds, this may be due to
the unusual
fourlobed
design of Ferengi brains. Ferengi have ascending ribs and an upper and
lower lung.
Shortly after first contact
with the Federation, Ferengi entrepreneurs saw new opportunities and
quickly assimilated themselves
into Federation commerce, such as Quark who runs a bar on
DS9. The ferengi are not
members of the Federation. Ferngi entrepreneurs served as inter-
mediaries for the Karemma
in commerce with the Federation.The Karemma sought this arrange-
ment because the Dominion
would not have tolerated direct trade with the Federation.
One Ferengi quotation says,
"Never ask when you can take". Another
Ferengi saying is,
"Good
things
come in small packages".
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